They’re not the best but…
“Happy birthday!” Your friend exclaims as she brings in a very fattening cake with layers upon layers of frosting.
You smile with joy when suddenly, Ray appears.
He gives you an evil stare.
“You’re dead to me.“ He mutters. ”Always go cakeless.”
He pushes the cake out of your friend’s hands and the cake is now ruined.
You went cakeless on your birthday.
If I ever played the Doctor, all I would do on my days off is get into costume and run around London looking worried.
(Source: daddyfuckedme)
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
“Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes
Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.
The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.
Linden, from Los Angeles, California, said: ‘I grew up as a water baby. My parents are both competitive swimmers.
‘I always looked forward to going to the ocean for our summer vacation. I had a magnetism to the water.
‘I’ve kind of always been a freediver but didn’t realise the sport existed until ten years ago. Shortly thereafter, I when began training.
‘Free diving is 70 per cent psychological. You have to be very calm and at ease in the water.’”
she’s living out life the way she truly wants I wish more people were brave enough to do this
Sarah I found out what you should do for a living.
Yesyesyes
Fangirling so hard right now
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy:
you know youre fucked when this happens.
